BSHS Prefects 1983

GENUS: HOMO PREFECTUS

ADAMUS PETERUS: Small hobbit-like, fuzzy creature, often found dwelling in caravans, breathing CO2 HAGGUS LEONARDOUS GEORGUS SHIRUS: Born in Corolla, Lives in Corolla. Dies in Corolla due to failure to exceed 30 km/hr. Hibernates in a small hole, commonly known as Burekup!

VICUS DICUS SIRUS: Minute creature found peering over Datsun dashboards . . . but does not dare to wander near THE HEAP! (BMW) P.S.... (or should it be S.P.)I???
An apple a day keeps the Preeny away!!

SIMONUS (sex) HISCOXES: Thought to have split personality . . . Alias PHANTOM. BLACK TERROR and our own soft cuddly smurfy. !WARNING! ARMED WITH LOADED BLACK SPRAY CAM AMD TOXIC ARTLIME PEN!

RANIS GHANDI (species name — a result of hair deficiency): Often found dwelling in local Culture Clubus, idolises Girl George. Constantly attempting to impersonate Telly Savalus, but is failing due to 3mm hair length.

JULIUS TRANTHUMUTH: Newton Mooreus rejectus. Often found in a cool cave seeking a fix of Butterscotch Brickie.

MICUS FOTAKUS: Adopted when found struggling under lawn (hair) mower. Suffered psychological disorders resulting in hallucinations . . . sees similarities between liaisonus officerus and BUDDHA

LEEZUS CHUBBIUS ZOLNIUS: Known to contract exotic viruses believed to be caused by sudden realization of approaching Maths tests!! A cure has been discovered ... it is believed that regular visits to DR CHUBB relieves the symptoms!

BRUCUS NIVISUS: First prize in JOHN DENVER look-a-like contest. Singing style differs slightly! MEW RELEASE on Holden Records. "HAMBURGER HAVEN, HAMBURGER HAVEN ..." (recorded whilst boarded the psychedelic RED BEAST!!!) seeking that great Australian burger with girlfriend SHIR(illee) who's feelin' kinda hungry!!

DAVIDUS NICHOLSONUS: Species: REJECTUS REFORMUS PREFECTUS RECRUITUS. Found W.A.I.T.ing in vicinity of alcoholic outlets.

From an article in the 1983 Kingia magazine.